- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

Mitt Romney penis

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

What's red and u drink it Koolaid

it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

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