Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

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whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

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Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

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John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

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monkey sponge

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Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

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A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

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my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

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Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

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Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

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whats cold and in a box...have a guess

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Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

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Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

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What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

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Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

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why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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