- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get hit by a car

guess what what? nothing.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

.....Carrot Top....

Your mother is so unintelligent that her IQ score is equal to or lower than 2 standard deviations below the national average of 100 on the Mensa approved intelligence test that has been properly administered and supervised.

I got shot once it hurt a lot

What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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