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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

Your social life.

How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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