- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

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How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

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whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

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