What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

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What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

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How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

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feces

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what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

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What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

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why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

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did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

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A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

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What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

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A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

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A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

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What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

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Scientology.

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

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A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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What did the clock say? The time.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

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What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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