What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

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There was once a simple man. His life was far from what could be described as extravagant, living alone in a dingy apartment full of leaking taps and insects and lacking a working refrigerator. He wasn't an ungrateful man but he often wondered why life was cruel to him and prayed every night for something magical to happen, whether it be a brand new life, or even something simple like a new fridge. One fateful late afternoon as he staggered along the dim backstreet, partially crippled and pained from his standard day of labour, he came across a brass lamp just laying in the street. Glancing around, the man bent down to pick it up, knowing very well the story of the genie in the lamp having just watched Aladdin the previous night. Peering into its dull surface, he saw eyes staring back at him, eyes he didn't recognise. Anxiously, he ran his hands over the surface of the lamp, feeling the coolness of the metal on his rough blistered hands. But nothing happened! Disappointed but desperate for his dreams to be fulfilled, the man frantically shook the lamp, tears streaming down his face, wonder how life could be so cruel. Then a fridge fell out of the lamp and crushed him and he died the end.

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What's the worst part about censorship? **** *** **** **** *** **** *** ********.

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whats dead and gone your nanas cat

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Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

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How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

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If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

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a ginger has a soul

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Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

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Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

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What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

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http://attachments.conceptart.org/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=351301&stc=1&d=1208673890

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

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A man with no legs walks into a bar.

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Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

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Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

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What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

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Proof reading

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why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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