Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

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How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

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Women's Sports

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What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

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Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

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One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

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What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

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Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

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knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

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There are two hippopotamus' in a pond cooling off from the hot day. One is named Nathaniel IV and the other Timothy. Timothy asks Nathaniel, "Nathaniel, what day is it today?" Nathaniel then replies," I believe it is Tuesday." Timothy is taken back then replies," How odd. I could've sworn it was Wednesday."

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What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

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What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

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Keep up the fun Nero!

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Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

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Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

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Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

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Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

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Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

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helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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