what does a pickle and a computer have in common? ... they both have a mouse.

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Two hillbillies are sitting in a van. It's friday and one of them suggests they should play a game of 20 Questions. The other one agrees. The first hillbilly thinks of the word 'donkey dick'. - Is it something you can eat? the second hillbilly asks. - Yes, the first one replies. - Is it a donkey dick? - Yes.

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SINCE YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY READING THIS, IT WILL GET THE MOST LIKES!!!!!

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

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Halo < COD

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What did the coach do to the player Coached the player

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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A fish finds that his fishbowl is on fire. He escapes the bowl only to realize he is equally screwed.

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A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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If there are 3 apples, and Johnny takes away 3 of them, how many apples does Johnny have? None, because Johnny got hit by a train.

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

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What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

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what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

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man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

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:O + :P = 69

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Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

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A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

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What happened when the man stuck his hand in the blender? Nothing, it was turned off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

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