- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

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I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

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A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

Not Steve Jobs

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

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