What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

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what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

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what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

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Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

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What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

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knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

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How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

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A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

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Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

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an amosh person used an electrical appliance

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If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

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A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

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-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

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Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

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OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

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