- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

knock knock go away

Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

monkey sponge

fack me!

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

want to hear a bird joke? no well, this is hawkward

What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

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