How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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Penis.

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How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

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poop

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What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

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Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? To WHOM.

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Why is the sky blue? Well it has something to do with The suns reflection off of all the waters on earth's surface.

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Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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Why was little billy sad? He had a crouton stuck up his asshole.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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How did the boy cross the road? He didn't he had polio.

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Womens Rights.

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want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

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penis hehehehe

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why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

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How do you fix America's national security issues? Nuke russia

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What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

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Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

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What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

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without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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