Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

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whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

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A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

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What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

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Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

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Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

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What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

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So a disabled man walks into a bar...

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

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A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

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Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

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what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

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Why can't T-rex give hih fives, Because they're dead...

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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A priest a rabbi and an iman are stuck in the desert. After walking for days without rescue or civilisation in sight, and rapidly running out of food and water, they decide to each pray to their respective gods for rescue, and in doing so solve the ultimate question of which religion is the true religion. They all die.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

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How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

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A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

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Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

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Type 2 diabetics

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Anti Joke

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