- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

This is not a joke.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

1 Jew XD

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

WNBA

Did the Chicken cross the road? No the road moved the chicken across.

Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

Knock knock Get off my porch.

hit the thumbs down button

Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

I like hats XD!

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Orange" "Oh, hey."

What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

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