- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

Get your coat, I've got a knife.

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

When life throws you lemons, duck.

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

What did I do last night?work

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