What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

Penis.

Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

Women's Sports

How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

Why did the redneck ask his daughter to get on her knees? His shoe was untied.

What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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