Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

Why did the baby die? I killed it.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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