Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

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Yeah, just went for more ice, its hot as hell here, and yeah its the weather, I dont mind you using valium, is that the same as Xanax? My mum uses it sometimes, she is afraid of heights and well, has to fly a lot so its complicated, if you dont mind, I have always wanted to know more about you so shall we?

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Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

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Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

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ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

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Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

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your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

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say this really fast dick chick, chick, dick, dick chick,chick dick, dick chick if you cant like it

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Poop

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What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

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Johan showering. . . AWK

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Where's my tractor?

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What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

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Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

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Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

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Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

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What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

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Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

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Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

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