- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl die? No one knows.

What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

No it isn't.

How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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