Why was Adolf Hitler such a bad man? Because he never kissed his wife goodbye.

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how did the little girl die cancer

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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what do you say to a black man with a Porsche? "hey man, i like your car."

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A Holocaust survivor.

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

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What does a human have in common with a tree?? You can cut a humans leg of and count the....oh wait

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

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terry stockton is straight

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a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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That didn't hurt.

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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