"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

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Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

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Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

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um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

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whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

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theres a mexican, an asian, and an american in a plane, they're about to crash, so they all have to throw out something they have a lot of in their country. The Mexican throws out beans, and says "I have to many of these in my country." The Asian throws out rice and says "i have to many of these in my country." The American throws out the Mexican and says "I have to many of these in my country."

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That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

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why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

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How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

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What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

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Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

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What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

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What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

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roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

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Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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...NO.

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A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

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Joay impistato is a fig

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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