Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

Did the Chicken cross the road? No the road moved the chicken across.

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A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

There was a cat, an astronaut and a nun. The cat was sleeping, the astronaut was floating, and the nun was praying. There was a singer, a dancer and an actor. The singer was singing, the dancer was dancing, and the actor was acting.

Michal j. fox has Parkinsons disease. He is tired of losing at jenga

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

hit the thumbs down button

What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

hi

Knock knock Who's there? Your friend Jim Oh hello Jim, please come in it is very nice to see you this fine evening.

Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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