Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

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What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

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A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

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Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

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why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

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Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

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Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

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don't look behind you

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Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

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I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

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Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

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no

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-When is a door not a door? -Never

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(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

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What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

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What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

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Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

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What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

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Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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