What is cold? Winter

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

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What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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