Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

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What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

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Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

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Wy did the chicken?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

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Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

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hit the thumbs down button

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A snake walks into a bar

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Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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Person 1: I have one question: What are those?!?!?!?!?! Person 2 : Their shoes you Dimwit. Person 1: (runs away crying) -by Mekkhi

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After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

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How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

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An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

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a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

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Nohypocondrism: When you feel fine and everyone keeps telling you you are a sick bastard. Charisma: Hey, that guy that changed my life killed the neighbor, cool rite? I mean that damn neighbor did say nothing to me when I said hi. Solitude: When the room is so overcrowded that you feel small and alone. I think that people that are jack of all trades and master of none are stupid... I AM JACK OF NO TRADES AND MASTER OF ALL! I am nothing, because nothing lives on forever, nothing is unbreakable, nothing is really awesome on a terrible day... I am also Nobody, because Nobody has more money than me.. FUUUUUUUU..

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i dont like attention whores lol

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Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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