Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

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Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

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Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

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What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

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Come In!

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-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

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Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

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Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

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How many cows say moo? All of them

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How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

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What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

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hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

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Knock knock What

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roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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