Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

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What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

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Guess what? No.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

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Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

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knock knock whose there? it's me, Connie oh hi Connie, wont you come in? oh i was just wandering if i could borrow your scotch tape ofcourse! one moment please. no problem. say, hows phil been? oh he's great, he just got a new job! here's your scotch tape! thank you so much! ....................... what a perfect scene. It is very unfortunate, though, for as Connie walked away from the family whom she borrowed the tape from, a car came by and with a single strike, killed her. this proves that nothing is perfect.

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what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

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What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

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Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

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A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

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What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

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Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

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whats 2+2? 4

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A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

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Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

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Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

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Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

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Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

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why did i fall? i got pushed!

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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