Q: What did the littl boy with cancer get for christmas? A: Nothing, he didnt make it that far.

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"We have such clean water we drink and do a lot of other stuff with it" The American said. "What other stuff do you do with your clean water" The African Child said. "Well we take showers in and we go to bathroom with it" The American said. "So let me get this straight you even take a Shit in it to" The African Child said.

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A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

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Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

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What happens when you are a fat 37 year old virgin, with a small penis, poor bone structure, pale skin, a horrible personality, and no friends? You spend all night writing anti-jokes...will someone please like me?

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mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

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What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

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Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Some guy stapled it to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at it. Why did the girl fall off her bike? She was hit by 3 dead monkeys and a refrigerator.

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hi patrick

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i did your mom......a favor. by making you......... a sandwhich. i rubbed her pussy.........cat. she saw my dick.........tionary. I slapped her ass...........what i did.

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what did the mexicans name their daughter? nothing. they were deported before they had a chance

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the young boy? God bless you.

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What looks like half an apple? The other half.

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Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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lyren is a big meanyhead

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Cheese that isn't yours

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She has been abused severely for seven years by her pet kangaroo.

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