- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

What do you call a former pope. Dead!

Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

A horse cantered into a bar.

There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

Japan called... They need help.

Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

What do you call a black man? Jamal

A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

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