A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

What did the man do with his bread He ate it

PENlS.

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

Men's Sports

Your Mom.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

why did the black guy die? cancer

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

who smells? •Liam

a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

Penis penis poop butt

How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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