Why was Susan tied up on the railroad tracks? Because she was a blonde and her dad told her it was a roller coaster.

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a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

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What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

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Nohypocondrism: When you feel fine and everyone keeps telling you you are a sick bastard. Charisma: Hey, that guy that changed my life killed the neighbor, cool rite? I mean that damn neighbor did say nothing to me when I said hi. Solitude: When the room is so overcrowded that you feel small and alone. I think that people that are jack of all trades and master of none are stupid... I AM JACK OF NO TRADES AND MASTER OF ALL! I am nothing, because nothing lives on forever, nothing is unbreakable, nothing is really awesome on a terrible day... I am also Nobody, because Nobody has more money than me.. FUUUUUUUU..

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Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

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whats worse than school...wait a minute?

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A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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Pickup line: Boy: Hey, do you have a library card? Girl: Yes

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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if she is old enough to bleed, she probably wears tampons.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

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kronkel spasm dizzle nork is short for: i cant believe you bought a ninja monkey to scratch your clownitis! i am randomly going to have a spasm cause i am down with that dizzle..... lets watch a show callled norks! i am pregnant with your baby ducky.

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wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

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Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

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Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

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Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

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