- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

First person: Knock, knock. Second person: Who's there? First person: You know. Second person: 'You know' who? First person: O.O LORD VOLDEMORT!

Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

Why did I put the baby into the blender feet first? So I could see its facial expression

Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

What is smelly and sticky A poo

Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

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