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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

Wy did the chicken?

Why did the chicken cross the rode? It was being chased by a fox and did not want to be eaten.

Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

What are we then hypocrites?

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

A snake walks into a bar

Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

Person 1: I have one question: What are those?!?!?!?!?! Person 2 : Their shoes you Dimwit. Person 1: (runs away crying) -by Mekkhi

After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

Why was Susan tied up on the railroad tracks? Because she was a blonde and her dad told her it was a roller coaster.

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