What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

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You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

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- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

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What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

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How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

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Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

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what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

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Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

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Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

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What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

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knock knock who's there?

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

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Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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