- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

Your mom is so old so will die soon.

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

If she is under the age of 18 years old and is identified by your state as a minor, shes too young for you bro.

A black guy WALKS out of prison.

That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

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