- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

A blind man walks into a pole.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

Q: how do you make a baby blow bubbles? A: hold it under water, or as an alternative you could hold it under its twin sisters blood.

what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

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