How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

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What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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What's worse then forced to eat frog legs? Xbox one

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Me "knock knock" Tramp "who's there" Me "nobody you havent got a door"

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

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What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

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Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

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what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

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fkda

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How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

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Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What is 8 times 4? 32

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What did little Jimmy say when he saw a group of dancing blue penguins dressed as cannibal clowns with saucers on their head ? "What the f*ck"

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

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Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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