what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

your a towel.

Penis penis poop butt

what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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