drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

why?

sarah taylor

minecraft

don't look behind you

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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