A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

You wanna know the funniest joke ever? Justin bieber

Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

Paul Dylan King!

10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

I have no ideas.

You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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