What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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What's the difference between erotica and kink? Erotica involves simple arousal; kink usually has an added element of masochism.

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if she is old enough to bleed, she probably wears tampons.

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The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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knock knock WUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!!!! WUUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!! WUUUUUZZZZUU......

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whats long and hard on a black man? his femur.

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What's a black person's favorite thing to eat? Food.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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Womens Rights.

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There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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A fish finds that his fishbowl is on fire. He escapes the bowl only to realize he is equally screwed.

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Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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Women's Sports

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the the wheels.

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What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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A teacher notices one of her students clutching a cat. She asks him why. The boy, tearfully, explains that he heard his father tell his mother that he was going to eat her pussy when the kids left for school. The teacher laughs and, the class being 10-11 years old thereby at an age approaching biological curiosity, decides to mix this in with a sex education video she was planning on showing them a few weeks later. She then phones the boy's parents who come to collect the cat while reassuring the boy that it is in no danger. The cat was popular with the boy's classmates and they would often go to visit him as a result. Many years later, just after the boy started attending university, the cat was put to sleep at the age of 13 due to liver cancer. The boy placed a Facebook post in honour of his feline friend, which was spotted by a former classmate of his in a routine search who happened to be attending the same university. They ended up reacquainting and beginning a sexual relationship, which was how the boy lost his virginity and eventually blossomed into a 37-year marriage resulting in three children.

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Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

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Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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