- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

Susie has Autism

What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

If you're reading this, you can read.

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

women's rights

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

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