10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

A horse cantered into a bar.

Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

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