Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

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there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

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How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

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whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

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Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

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What do you call a black man? Jamal

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Q: how do you make a baby blow bubbles? A: hold it under water, or as an alternative you could hold it under its twin sisters blood.

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What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

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why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

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So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

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Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

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Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? Because they often have to interact with violent and distrustful criminals.

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What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

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What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

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Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

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What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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