what do snozberries taste like? Lama

Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

A Jew walks into a Furness

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

Please spell dyslexia.

What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

Ken wins!

A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

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