- Anti Joke

What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, and then come back halfway? A: He was racing his friend to the other side. He didn't realize his friend got hit by a truck until he looked back. He continually cried until finally he got it together and walked over to his dead friend. He wasn't paying attention though, and another truck hit him. The truck driver continued his road trip and bought KFC for dinner.

Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

verry nice how mUCH?

How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.