what is stupid and reading this you

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Will you marry me?

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Hi

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Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

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a retard lost...

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A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

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What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

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Unnnnnnnn

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knock knock... whose there? I don't know why don't you open it and find out dumb ass... Gosh people and their common sense these days!!

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

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A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

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Gays

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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You're mother is so fat the doctors say she has a serious obesity problem and will most likely have to go on cholesterol pills and begin regulating her diet properly.

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I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

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