Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm asking, really... ..come on, someone has to know...

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

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your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

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Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

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Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

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The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

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When I was a kid, I had a clown at my birthday party. He molested me. Later I found out the clown was my dad.

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What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

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What did the cancer patient say after the little boy told him a funny joke? I'm dying

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See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

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What do you call a black priest? Religious.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

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Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

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What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

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What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

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what colour is a frog green you idiot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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