- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

What is Earth made out of? Earth

Ebola

What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

What did little Jimmy say when he saw a group of dancing blue penguins dressed as cannibal clowns with saucers on their head ? "What the f*ck"

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

Hey guya im a female stripper and if you want to have some fun call me 8633972535 thanks. -Tyler

What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

Wy did the chicken?

A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

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