Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

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what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

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How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

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Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

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knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

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How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

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A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

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How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

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Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

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Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

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What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

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What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

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Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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