A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

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Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

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What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

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Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

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I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

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#scabbers

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A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

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Q: Why don't gingers have souls? A:Ginger is a root that consumed whole as a delicacy, medicine, or spice. Why would it have a soul?

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A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

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Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

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Hi Jacob You cool

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

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A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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I grammer is gooder then yours.

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What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

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Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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