there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

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What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

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What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

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Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

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Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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I once heard what I consider the best joke ever: But I am not telling it to you, because this is a the anti-joke section. Moral: You better find the secret "real jokes section" because its there, yeeeeeess yeeeeeeeeees of coursehahahahaha!

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so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

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Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

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Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

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Your mother is so unintelligent that her IQ score is equal to or lower than 2 standard deviations below the national average of 100 on the Mensa approved intelligence test that has been properly administered and supervised.

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What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

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I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

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What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

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Patient: Doctor Doctor! Doctor: Yes. Patient: I think I'm a moth! Doctor: You don't need a doctor, you need Mental help. Patient: Yes I know. Doctor: Then why are you here? Patient: The light was on.

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

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Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

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an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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