Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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An ordinary man, much like your friend Brad from that one place where you used to hang out, was walking along one night, much like that night last week, and saw a star. He then wished upon that star...and kept walking.

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What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

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What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

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Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

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Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

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A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

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What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

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I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What's 9 plus 10? 19

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Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -Why? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

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I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

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Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

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What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

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PISS OUT MY ASS!!!!!

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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