- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

How do you drown a fish? You can't , it is physically Impossible to drown a fish. because they have gills, so they are able to breathe underwater.

How do you know when you're on a Jewish golf course? The players don't yell 'FORE' they yell '$3.99!' @Obsequiously

IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

Did you hear the joke about Hellen Kellers dad? It was very funny

why were Tamika and Tyron afraid to get into the water? They weren't

How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

What's a black person's favorite thing to eat? Food.

Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

Why was little billy sad? He had a crouton stuck up his asshole.

Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

a man walked into a bar "ouch"

knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

A) Knock Knock. B) Who's There? A) Me. B) Oh, well I'm in the shower, just give me five minutes. A) OK, I'll wait in the kitchen, is it cool if I heat up a hot pocket? B) Yeah sure, just not the pepperoni one, I only have one left and I was saving it for lunch. A) Alright.

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