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How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

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Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

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A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

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Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

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Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

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What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

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Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

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Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

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What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

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kyle dosnt eat dick...

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Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

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Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

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why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

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why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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Q.What did the anti-joke reader say to the doctor? A-My finger is stuck on the dislike button.

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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