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roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

what is the difference between a indian and a trampoline? you take you shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? Apple.

What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

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