What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

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Knock, knock (No one was home)

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What happened when Aladdin rubbed his lamp? It got slightly cleaner.

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

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How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

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Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jimmy Tyler, your son Hi son *continues to open door

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a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

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Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

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Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

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Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

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What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

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One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

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Knock, Knock! Who's There? Your neighbor, I found your lost cat! Oh thanks!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

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Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

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what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

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A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

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Anti Joke

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