Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

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Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

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A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

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What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

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The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

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What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

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Matt is not funny.

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roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

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person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

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Contrary to popular statement, "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade," you technically can't do this because of the need for water and sugar to make lemonade. Secondly, life can't technically hand you lemons because life isn't a physical thing that can hand you lemons. So really, you don't even have to worry about the second two ingredients.

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whats 2+2? 4

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Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

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What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

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what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

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Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

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Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

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"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

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What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

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Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

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How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

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scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

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asian drivers.

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Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

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