What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

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A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

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3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

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SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

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a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

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How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

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Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

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Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

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why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

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knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

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Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

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What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

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What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

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How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

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A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

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whats better than 24................. 25

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What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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