- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

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Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

Do you believe this will change?

Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

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