How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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i dont like attention whores lol

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

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"We wear pink on Wednesdays"" -Mean Girls, 2004

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Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

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What's brown and sticky? Shit

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What's worse than finding out you have aids? Nothing. Actually I lied. It would suck being an illegal immigrant.

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a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

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man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

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so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

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what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

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Knock, Knock. I have no door.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin turned to the other and said, "Boy, its getting hot in here." The other muffin said, "WE ARE GOING TO DIE IN HERE AND NO ONE WILL HERE US SCREAM."

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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Two hillbillies are sitting in a van. It's friday and one of them suggests they should play a game of 20 Questions. The other one agrees. The first hillbilly thinks of the word 'donkey dick'. - Is it something you can eat? the second hillbilly asks. - Yes, the first one replies. - Is it a donkey dick? - Yes.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He had a job interview precisely 10 minutes after this event occurred.

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

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How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

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