Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

peter charastabopouloulous

Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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