What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

Can you guess the following words? Boo*s s*x *orn g*y cu*t b*tch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Its true, he didnt write that!!

Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

Niki Minaj's ass

What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

How do u shit With ur ass

What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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