Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

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Goku: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Freezebox: HOLY SHI... Narrator: Will Goku ever finish his attack? Will Freezebox stand there like a fucking bitch afraid for the next 48 damn epiodes rather than take a step to the side? Will the "Zee" fighters ever do anything else but comment the trucking obvious and stop aborting the show with their sweat? Find out in the next episode of... Moral: DRAGONBULL ZHIT!

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

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two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

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Why did the Hispanic man have no job? Because we are in a recession, and work is hard to come by in this tough economy.

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Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

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What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

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Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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Hi

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What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

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Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

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PISS OUT MY ASS!!!!!

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station . . .

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Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I'm sorry your brother died

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

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Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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what's brown and sticky? a turd.

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A: Your grandma, naturally black haired, beaten to a pulp and left pale white with blood covering the majority of her body.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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