Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

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What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

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An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

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Society has given up on chairs that spin.

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What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

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What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

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That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

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how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

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Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

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Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

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motley crew

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What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

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Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

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Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

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What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

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What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

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What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

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What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

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whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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