what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

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so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

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What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

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So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

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Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

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Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

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What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

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What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

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YEAH THEY DO.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

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A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

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A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

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If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

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What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

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That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

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a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

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Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

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Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

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What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

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What is black but also yellow? A song.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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