what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

why is the black man black? because he isnit white

2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

what did batman say to robin? get in the car

Why was seven afraid of eight? Because eight nine ten.

I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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