Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

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Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

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helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

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why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

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A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

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What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

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Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

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What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

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Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

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A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

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What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

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a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

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Q: how do you make a baby blow bubbles? A: hold it under water, or as an alternative you could hold it under its twin sisters blood.

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Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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