- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

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Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

Why did the white man go to jail? He broke the law.

women outside of the kitchen

The cow went moo

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

women's rights.

Not Steve Jobs

what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

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