A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

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What did the blind lawyer say to the doctor? We're both lawyers!

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what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

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knock knock who's there?

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What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

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Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

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How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

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How did the blind man watch T.V? With the captions on.

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What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

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Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

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How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

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A woman comes at the doctor.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

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Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

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Toaster

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A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

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Cancer.

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If u wanna get high, smoke weed

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Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

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Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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