What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

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Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

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Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

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Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

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So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

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Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

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What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

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What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

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Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

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Why are they the "living" daylights?

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Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

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how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

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whats water and frozen? an ice cube

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What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

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why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

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Four rats are smoking in an alley. One rat turns to another and comments, "These are some fine smokes. Where'd ya score these?" The rat holding the pack of Menthols replies, "Off a' Fred." He points to a rotting whale carcass in the road. The other rats are horrified. "How did a whale die in the street?!," they squeak. "He didn't. He died on the beach."

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Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

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Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

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What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

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Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

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What's red and has wheels a red car....

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Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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