Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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what's red and blue? your heart

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Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

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What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

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Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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Why is the sky blue? Well it has something to do with The suns reflection off of all the waters on earth's surface.

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shitted on em put your numbah 2s in the air if ya did it on em

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Why was the Asian so good at ping-pong? Disciprine.

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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*knock knock "there's a door bell"

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Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

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Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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What do you call a really small grape? A grape.

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Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? Probably one. Replacing a light-bulb is a pretty simple task which any person (regardless of ethnicity) should be able to do without assistance.

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

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Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

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Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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