Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

I like hats XD!

Why was the man sad His son got raped

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

Laugh.

AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

five high school freshmen get into a car on a Friday.They are too busy looking forward to the weekend that they speed into oncoming traffic and all die in a horrible collision.

Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

What's worse than finding out you have aids? Nothing. Actually I lied. It would suck being an illegal immigrant.

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm asking, really... ..come on, someone has to know...

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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