You wanna know the funniest joke ever? Justin bieber

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Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

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What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

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What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

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What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

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Knock Knock I don't have a door. I'm Homeless

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Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

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Parents: What do you want for your birthday? Boy: A yellow ping pong ball. 7th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball 13th birthday P: What would you like for you birthday son? B:A yellow ping pong ball. P:Hmm, fine. 17th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: That's is I'm getting you a car! Day before 18th the boy drives into a bridge. He lies in his hospital bed and his parents are there. P: What would you like for you birthday tomorrow? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: Fine. Why do you want these ping pong balls anyway? B: Because. And then he died.

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Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

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man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

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Smart Blondes

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Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

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Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

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twilight

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Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

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A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

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"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

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Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

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what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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