Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

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How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

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What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A Holocaust survivor.

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Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

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Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

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Whats the difference between the black man and the white man? The black man was born with more melanin the pigment in there skin, which would concur the black man did have darker skin. Also, the white man had cancer.

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What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

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a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

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Roses are red Bacon is too Rhyming is hard bacon

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

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Parents: What do you want for your birthday? Boy: A yellow ping pong ball. 7th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball 13th birthday P: What would you like for you birthday son? B:A yellow ping pong ball. P:Hmm, fine. 17th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: That's is I'm getting you a car! Day before 18th the boy drives into a bridge. He lies in his hospital bed and his parents are there. P: What would you like for you birthday tomorrow? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: Fine. Why do you want these ping pong balls anyway? B: Because. And then he died.

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

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Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

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