What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

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Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

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Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

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Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

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A woman comes at the doctor.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

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Woman's Rights

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hit the thumbs down button

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When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

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Why did I put the baby into the blender feet first? So I could see its facial expression

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Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

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There was a cat, an astronaut and a nun. The cat was sleeping, the astronaut was floating, and the nun was praying. There was a singer, a dancer and an actor. The singer was singing, the dancer was dancing, and the actor was acting.

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A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

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rose are red violets should be purple

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What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

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if youre reading this its probably because youre on anti-joke.com

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Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

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she wasn't 18

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A man buy's a new lawn mower, it breaks so he takes it back. The shopworker says that if you don't have a recipt then you cannot replace it, the man goes home and months later catch's a flu.

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hi

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Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

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What is red and tastes like parsley? Red Parsley

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