What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

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What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

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A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

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There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count to potato and those who can't.

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Why did the coconut fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

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Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

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whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

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What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

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What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

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A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

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A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

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How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

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the cast of the jersey shore

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what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

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Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

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A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

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Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

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What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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