why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

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Q: What did Batman say to get robin into the Batmobile? A: Robin, get in the Batmobile!

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

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Women.

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What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

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what happened to the man with no arms or legs when he was pushed down a hill? nobody knows he is still going ........................................................................

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Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

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2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

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What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

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What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

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Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

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If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

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I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? Apple.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

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Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

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A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

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The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

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Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

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A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

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Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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