Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

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How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

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Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

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A woman comes at the doctor.

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A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

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Why did I put the baby into the blender feet first? So I could see its facial expression

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When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

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How did the blind man watch T.V? With the captions on.

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? I hate niiggers ?

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Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

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Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

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What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

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What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

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I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

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rose are red violets should be purple

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What is red and tastes like parsley? Red Parsley

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Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

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A man buy's a new lawn mower, it breaks so he takes it back. The shopworker says that if you don't have a recipt then you cannot replace it, the man goes home and months later catch's a flu.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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